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Carlyn Lowe
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Things the Federal Pell Grant Should Exempt You from Having to Pay

Costco Membership G.A.G. (Groceries, Amenities from the Chicken Coop, Gas) Walmart totals Car payments Oil changes?? — if you really stay on top of that shit Tow truck service fees, if you don’t stay on top of that shit Hospital bills for treating food poisoning from eating University cafeteria sushi Birth control Abortions Pap smears Applications fees for colleges that end up rejecting you anyways

College Students

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Things the Federal Pell Grant Should Exempt You from Having to Pay
Things the Federal Pell Grant Should Exempt You from Having to Pay
College Students

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I Eat the Flesh of Fatphobic Men

Listen up, men. I know you hate women like me. I know that when I unhinge my jaw to eat an entire bagel slathered in Nutella, it makes your gut churn and riles up your gag reflex. …

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I Eat the Flesh of Fatphobic Men
I Eat the Flesh of Fatphobic Men
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Greener Pastures Magazine

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College Football Lives Matter

A Proposal to Pass Gun Laws (But Only During Game Times) — Dear State Legislators, We at “College Football Lives Matter” — a bipartisan group of diverse ages, genders, and religious backgrounds — believe there is one thing more sacred to protect over ever other cultural issue combined: College Football. …

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College Football Lives Matter
College Football Lives Matter
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Dec 7, 2021

I’m the Busch Latte House Husband Who Tried to Build the Nuclear Bunker

I Have to Give Myself Some Credit The key word is tried. Listen. Being cooped up in this house all day is tiring. I have to give myself some credit for taking three naps after breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and reading the newspaper five times because I will absolutely not…

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I’m the Busch Latte House Husband Who Tried to Build the Nuclear Bunker
I’m the Busch Latte House Husband Who Tried to Build the Nuclear Bunker
Humor

3 min read

Carlyn Lowe

Carlyn Lowe

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22-year old college student and self-proclaimed comedian

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